Ladies in red v women in white
Sometimes you have to wander whether the cricket writers of this world have got their priorities in order. Today’s debate in the wake of series victory against NZ is all about the enigma that is Jimmy Anderson and what to do about our middle order travails. Yet anyone who has been at the Tests knows that the real burning issue of the day is whether the Marston’s Maidens have taken over from the npower girls as the fittest ladies at the Test grounds.
It’s a question causing controversy amongst the male fraternity. The Maidens have the great freshness about them, something new. They wear white, not red. Maybe not as much fire about them, but something virginal. And they wear little schoolgirl type outfits which again puts them in the nice and innocent v flirty npower girls.
But let’s face it, if you really put your mind to it then there’s one simple reason why the Maidens have truly bowled us over. They are associated with beer and that makes them altogether more sexy than the ladies in red, who might well be electric but aren’t going to inebriate us.
